I am so excited.
Plenty of qualified fishes finally caught in the net.
Do you have any idea how long it took to get here?
This is how deprived our city is of good, husband-qualified men.
It’s like finding a pin in a haystack.
My single lady deserves THE BEST.
If you’re still a boy, no thank you.
If you’re an idiot, no thank you.
If you’re a fling, no thank you.
If you’re a slut, no thank you.
If you have nothing going for you, no thank you.
This is my single lady and she is a premium upgrade from your ex-girlfriends.
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Photo below is out of place, I know. It’s my old piano metronome. My mom was right. When I insisted on quitting my piano lessons in 6th Grade, she told me I would regret it when I’m older. Of course I quit anyway. And now I’m older and I regret it. They are right 99% of the time, so don’t get ahead of yourself.
